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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Trump Media Gets Closer to Truth Social Bitcoin ETF Debut With SEC Filing - Decrypt

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

What happens to single guys when they get older?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

What species of fish are horse mackerels?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Boulder attack updates: Multiple people injured in 'act of terror,' FBI says - ABC News

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

What if the Big Bang wasn’t the beginning? Our research suggests it may have taken place inside a black hole - The Conversation

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

You won’t believe how much each Nvidia employee is worth as the company rides the AI gold rush - The Economic Times

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

share office space ...

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

No go.

Then came..

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?